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''THE RISE AND RISE OF THIS NEW VAMPIRE CULTURE!''
By any chance, Are you a Vampire? Why not? You must be an exception as this world is a master manufacturer of Vampires
Let's say you are a vampire.
So, you would be doing very very nicely right now. You are at home in the 20th century, because you are the ultimate decadent sort of a guy. You cannot help being decadent, oh ho ho, then you are already dead.
You dress in black, but then so do most of the other fashion victims in the world. You enjoy being alone and sleep all day and raise hell all night and thats about par for the course for singles these days. You are meticulous about avoiding sunlight -but this precise what the medical profession advises, what with the hole on the ozone layer and skin cancer on the increase.
So you have had trouble shaving properly since you stopped seeing your reflection in the mirror, and may be you never going to savour the joys of garlic bread. But there are compensations.. There's a fortune being spent on face-lifts in pursuit of eternal youth -but for you eternal youth is what comes naturally. You have got a super white complexion that Michael Jackson would have envied.
And let no one say that you do not do your bit for the environment. You are not polluting the earth with cans and bottles and polystyrene cartons, because your chief source of nutrition -warm blood- comes ready-to-suck in its own biodegradable packaging. And, thanks to overpopulation, there's a pretty good supply of it.
You will be doing the Planet a favor'. As for prey,can dip into the vast pool of the ''homeless'' the dispossessed and sundry other unfortunates who have never paid their poll tax.
They do not exist,officially, and so they will not be missed, officially.
Best of all you do not have to concern yourself with AIDS. You can bite as many necks as you like, exchange as much body fluid as you like, live or die dangerously, and you are never going to come down with so much as a sniffle. Been there, done that -you are dead, remember. You are no longer just part of our folklore -you are the cultiral symbol of our times, the incarnation of our Zeitgeist.
This is the decade of the Vampire. And You have got it made!!
Even if someone were to guess your little secret, it would not necessarily cramp your style. Once upon a time, you would have to contend with a lot of tiresome peasants waving torches and trying to ram stakes through your heart. But the public attitude to Vampires has changed since the Dark Ages, when the Vampire offered a convenient scapegoat for the otherwise unexplainable processes of disease and decomposition.
Vampires might have once cowered before the trappings of religion, but there's not a lot of faith left in the circle-of-no-joy of the West!
With humble dedications for the whole of Mankind. Do not miss the following posts.
Goog Night & God Bless!
By any chance, Are you a Vampire? Why not? You must be an exception as this world is a master manufacturer of Vampires
Let's say you are a vampire.
So, you would be doing very very nicely right now. You are at home in the 20th century, because you are the ultimate decadent sort of a guy. You cannot help being decadent, oh ho ho, then you are already dead.
You dress in black, but then so do most of the other fashion victims in the world. You enjoy being alone and sleep all day and raise hell all night and thats about par for the course for singles these days. You are meticulous about avoiding sunlight -but this precise what the medical profession advises, what with the hole on the ozone layer and skin cancer on the increase.
So you have had trouble shaving properly since you stopped seeing your reflection in the mirror, and may be you never going to savour the joys of garlic bread. But there are compensations.. There's a fortune being spent on face-lifts in pursuit of eternal youth -but for you eternal youth is what comes naturally. You have got a super white complexion that Michael Jackson would have envied.
And let no one say that you do not do your bit for the environment. You are not polluting the earth with cans and bottles and polystyrene cartons, because your chief source of nutrition -warm blood- comes ready-to-suck in its own biodegradable packaging. And, thanks to overpopulation, there's a pretty good supply of it.
You will be doing the Planet a favor'. As for prey,can dip into the vast pool of the ''homeless'' the dispossessed and sundry other unfortunates who have never paid their poll tax.
They do not exist,officially, and so they will not be missed, officially.
Best of all you do not have to concern yourself with AIDS. You can bite as many necks as you like, exchange as much body fluid as you like, live or die dangerously, and you are never going to come down with so much as a sniffle. Been there, done that -you are dead, remember. You are no longer just part of our folklore -you are the cultiral symbol of our times, the incarnation of our Zeitgeist.
This is the decade of the Vampire. And You have got it made!!
Even if someone were to guess your little secret, it would not necessarily cramp your style. Once upon a time, you would have to contend with a lot of tiresome peasants waving torches and trying to ram stakes through your heart. But the public attitude to Vampires has changed since the Dark Ages, when the Vampire offered a convenient scapegoat for the otherwise unexplainable processes of disease and decomposition.
Vampires might have once cowered before the trappings of religion, but there's not a lot of faith left in the circle-of-no-joy of the West!
With humble dedications for the whole of Mankind. Do not miss the following posts.
Goog Night & God Bless!
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