Headline March 09, 2017/ ''' *SATAN & SWAMP* '''

''' *SATAN & SWAMP* '''

PHEW, phew! and few.  O'' Dear, dear me!?   Wonder what exactly is the world really, really getting to. With just so often, warning after warning, prompt after prompt. that-

Many a computers, on my network, have the same  IP address as mine. Hahaha! Time enough for a bellyful laugh for me, and from me.

The plain simple truth is, that the moment  is upon us, when we can figure and  Forget  about viruses and malicious hackers; the real threat these days is far more insidious.

Your home computer may be host to a demon, and you and your family may well come under its  malevolent  control,  the  Weekly World  News reports.

*While the Computer Age  has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which  Lucifer and his minions can enter and  corrupts men's souls,'' the paper quotes-

The  Reverend Jim Peasboro, author of an upcoming book: ''The Devil in the Machine'', as saying ''Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a human being.

And today's thinking machines have enough space on their hard-drives to accommodate  *Satan and  his Pals*  the paper reports.

Disk capacity is an issue, however.

Only a PC built after  1985  has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit, the minister explained. 

The Georgia clergy man says he became aware of the problem from counselling churchgoers. ''I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a  dark force  whenever they used their computers,'' he said.

''Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic Web sites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations.

''Housewives who had never expressed an impure thought were entering Internet chat rooms and found themselves  spewing foul, debasing language they would never use normally,'' he declared.

''One woman wept as she confessed to me,''  ''I feel when i am on the computer as if someone else or something else just takes over''.

The minister said he probed such case,  actually logging onto the parishioner's computer himself.

To his horror, an artificial intelligence  program started spontaneously. 

''The program began talking to me directly,  openly mocked me,'' he recalls. It typed out,  ''Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.''

Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like a gobbledygook. 

''I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text,'' the minister said.

''It turned out to be an stream of obscenities written in a  2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!''  

*The Minister estimates that one in ten computers in America now hosts some type of evil spirit*.

The Reverend advises anyone suspecting that their computer is possessed to consult a  clergyman, or, if the computer is still under warranty, to take it for servicing.

''Technicians can replace the hard drive and re install the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently,'' he says.

Archbishop added that  ''Bill Gates is a devil  ''numerologist''.

Well, well! Thanks Reverend, be assured that I will let all the students know, right away!  So, now, Merium, Rabo, Haleema, Dee, Paras, Sorat, Sarah, Saima, Eman, Armeen, and Little Angels Mayna, Haanyia, and Merium, what say ya all?

With most respectful dedication to all the  Computer Users, Students, Professors and Teachers of the world. See Ya all on !WOW!  -the World Students Society and Twitter-!E-WOW!  -the Ecosystem 2011:

''' PHEW PHEW '''

Good Night and God Bless

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